AbouT a Rarities and B-SideS LyricS

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Here is a index of songs that will be covered through out this file. 


1) MariGold 

2) Oh The Guilt 

3) D7 

4) Even In His Youth 

5) Beans 

6) Blandest 

7) Curmudgeon 

8) Do You Love Me 

9) Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip 

10) Help Me, I'm Hungry 

11) Here She Comes Now 

12) I Hate Myself And Want To Die 

13) Junkyard 

14) Moist Vagina 

15) Opinion 

16) Pen Cap Chew 

17) Return Of The Rat 

18) Talk To Me 

19) The Money Will Roll Right In 

20) Token Eastern Song 

21) Verse Chorus Verse 

22) Alcohol 

23) Clean Up Before She Comes 

24) In His Room 

25) On The Mountain 

26) Pay To Play 

27) Raunchola 

28) Sappy 

29) Spectre 

30) Turnaround 



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MariGold



He's there in case I wandered off 

He's scared because I warned 

He's scared in case I want it all 

He's scared 'cause I want 


All in all the clock is slow 

Six color pictures all in a row 

Of a marigold 



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Oh, The Guilt



She seems to think 

She seems too weak 

She takes a week to get over it 


She likes the sea 

She likes to see 

She likes to think she has all of it 


She likes the sound 

She likes the sand 

She likes to stand, she can't afford to sit 


She likes to be 

She likes to be 

She likes to be 

She likes to go 


She likes the time 

She owns the time 

She buys time and wraps herself in it 



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D7



Straight as an arrow 

Defect defect 

Not straight, not so straight 

Reject reject 

Towards anti-social 

Solo solo 

Standing on the stairs 

Cold, cold morning 

Ghostly image of fear 

Mayday mayday 

Gonna leave this region 

They'll take me with them 


Demented seven 



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Even In His Youth



Even in his youth 

Even in his youth 

Even in his youth he was nothing 


Kept his body clean 

Kept his body clean 

Kept his body clean going nowhere 


Daddy was ashamed 

Daddy was ashamed 

Daddy was ashamed he was nothing 


Smears the family name 

Smears the family name 

Smears the family name he was something 


He was born for your crew 

I've got nothing left to prove 

If I die before I wake 

Hope I don't come back a slave 


Even in his youth, yeah yeah 




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Beans



Beans, beans, beans 

Daddy ate some beans 

He was happy, happy, happy 

And he ate some beans 


Naked, naked, naked 

Sitting cross-legged 

Naked, naked, naked 

And he was happy, happy, happy 

And he ate some beans 


Wine, wine, wine 

Daddy had some wine 

He was happy, happy, happy 

And he ate some wine 


Beans, beans, beans 

Daddy ate some beans 

And he drank some wine 

And he was happy, happy, happy 

As he drank some beans 



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Blandest



You're my favorite 

Of my saviours 

You're my favorite 

Oh no 


Yes you're my favorite 

Of my favors 

You're my razor 

Oh no 


Hey! 

And the situation wasn't quite 

As intense as I thought 

I need you around 

To remind me when not to be calm (to remind me what not to become) 

And the situation wasn't quite 

As intense as I thought 

I need you around 

To remind me when not to be calm 

Calm, calm, calm 



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Curmudgeon



I can't hide, no 

On the mantle 

I'm not sad 

Tilling that hoe 


It's the season 

I'm all reason 

I have seen 

All I have grown 


Sheared at the seams 

Cheat on me 

And not seen 

At the seams 


I'm a lender 

I'm a planter 

I put something 

In the garden 


In the handle 

On the mantle 

I'm not Santa 

I'm a god 


I want a lady 

Can you save me? 

It's the sulfur 

I have grown 


'Tis the season 

I'm all reason 

I have fleas 

So run on home 



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Do You Love Me?



You really like my limousine 

You like the way the wheels roll 

You like my seven inch leather heels 

And goin' to all of the shows 


But... 

Do you love me? 

Really love me? 

Do you love me? 


You like the credit cards and private planes 

Money can really take you far 

You like the hotels and fancy clothes 

And the sound of electric guitars 


You really like rock 'n' roll 

All of the fame and the masquerade 

You like the concerts and studios 

And all the moeny honey that I make 


Your backstage pass and black sunglasses 

Make you look just like a queen 

Even the fans they know your face 

From all of the magazines 


Originally by KISS 



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Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip



It hurts when you have to press that dull little thing 

That you're only supposed to use once and then discard. 

Where do you put it? In the garbage can, my honest friend. 

My shyness, pet her flow. 


She's only been five months late, 

Even though we haven't had sex for a week. 


A meal a day, a meal, I say. 

And my heart's made my.... 


Somebody else already used the word aurora borealis. 

She was tied up in chains, and Sam had helped her in the freezer. 


She's only five weeks late, 

and I haven't had a date forever... 

ever...ever...forever! 


Wish I had more...more opportunity, 

more chances to remember some things 

so I couldn't have so much pressure on my... 

on my...on my, um...ah, on my...um...um...head. 


We'd have so much more diversity, 

and so much more input, so much more creative flow, 

if we had someone in school, a (GIT)... 


GIT...geeks...in...town. 

Ha!...Come on, Dave, think of one... 

Girls In Trouble 

It should be GIC, geeks with Charvels 

No, GWC 


Fuck, man, this is a waste of time! 

(laughs) One more solo? Yeahhhhhhhhh! Yeaaaahhhhh! 


You're personally responsible for... 

the entire strip...to be washed away... 

cleansed...as if gallons of, um, rubbing alcohol 

flowed through the strip and were set on fire. 


It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight. 


And then Perry Ellis came along with his broom, 

and his...silk... 

and he...he erected a beautiful city... 

a city of stars. 



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Help Me, I'm Hungry



Hold me, there's too much tension 

Grade me, I'm fucking hungry 

Help me, I'm fucking cornered 

Grade me, you might be right 


Lightning fucking around in my head 

Fierce, dangerous, pathetic, fucked up 

People freaking every day 

White lights inside 

What do you want 


Cold naked man, picked off his scabs and 

Fed them to the pigeons 

Help him, he's fucking cornered 

Grade him it might be fun 


Lightning fucking around in my head, etc... 


Hold me, something's happening 

Help me, somebody help me 

Hold me, I'm fucking hungry 

Help me, I'm right here, who are you? 


Naked man (you say you saw) 

Fed them, to the pigeons 

Help him, he's fucking cornered 

Grade him, it might be fun 


Lightning fucking around in my head, etc... 


Help me, I'm fucking hungry 

Help me, I'm fucking up 

Hold me, some fucking help 



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Here She Comes Now




Aah, if she ever comes now now 


Aah, she looks so good, 

aah, she's made out of wood, just look and see 




- Originally by the Velvet Underground. 




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I Hate Myself and Want to Die



Runny nose and runny yolk 

Even if you have a cold still 

You can cough on me again 

I still havent had my fulfill 


In the someday what's that sound? 


Broken heart and broken bones 

Think of how a castrated horse feels 

One more quirky cliche'd phrase 

You're the one I wanna refill 


In the someday what's that sound? 


most people don't realize 

that two large pieces of coral, 

painted brown, and attached to his skull 

with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer 




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Junkyard



I'm long gone from vertical, somewhere south is stopping me 

I'm long gone from the american dream, you may decide it's not for me 

I'm long gone but I'll let you through, you may decide it's not for you. 


I'm long gone but I'll let you through, you may decide there's nothing there 

born in a junkyard 

I'm long gone but I'll let you through, you may decide that it's not good 

I'm long gone but I'll let you leave, you may decide on stopping me 

I'm long gone but I'll let you through, you may decide it's not that good 

I'm long gone but I'll let you leave, you may decide on stopping me. 

born in a junkyard 

gone 




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Moist Vagina (a.k.a MV, Marijuana)



She had a moist vagina 

I've been tickling the circumfrence 

I've been sucking the walls of her anus 


Marijuana 


I prefered her to any other 


Marijuana 




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Opinion



Congratulations you have won 

It's a years subscription of bad puns. 

And it makes your story our concern 

And you set it up for returns 


My opinions. Hmm. Huh. (4x) 


And there seems to be a problem here. 

Your state of emotion seems to clear. 

You rise and fall like wall street stock 

And they had an affect on our happy talk. 


Our opinions. Hmm. Huh. (2x) 

My opinions. Hmm. Huh. (2x) 


Congratulations you have won 

It's a years subscription of bad puns. 

And it makes your story our concern 

And you set it up for returns 


Our opinions. Hmm. Huh. 

Your opinions. Hmm. Huh. (3x) 

My opinions. Hmm. Huh. 



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Pen Cap Chew



Ummm, lies again (it hurts again?) 

Ummm, mine x3 

Ummm, mmmm 


You get (kill?), you get, you get, you get to me 

All the years of tyrants such an easy way to go 

You get, you get, you get, you get to me 

Time to struggle and the scaling of fingernails 


Ummm, lies again 

Ummm, mine x3 

Ummm, mmmm, You're lonely 


Waste your time by saying he was gullible (sp?) 

Give up all additions in there where it's cold 

Push that gate, it is the age of red eye shame 

Protest swine, go to jail, the travesty 


Two minutes slow...slow...slow...oh 




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Return of the Rat



You better watch out 

You better beware 

They're coming from all sides of the country 

You better beware 


Return of the rat 

No, no, no, no! 


You better confess 

You had better confess 

You start to confess and see them through it 

You better confess 




- Cover of a song by Greg Sage and the Wipers 




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Talk To Me



Shake it down easy, shake it down sleazy, come on 

Shake it down easy, shake yourself, Suzy, come on 


Don't let me detain you 

Try to ride along 

Don't you lie, knowing 

I am not sad 

I am not silly 

I am not chippin' 

I am not chippin' away 


Talk to me 

In your own language, please 

In your own 

Talk to me 

In your own language please 


Shake it down easy, make it sound seamy, doll man 

Make it sound now, make it full house, sad man 


Leader of the band 

Makes a mental hell 

I won't weather it well 

Well I never 

Saw it with my arm 

Paint it with my heart 

Paint it with my eyes and make it right 


Lay down easy, lay it down seamy, sad man 

Lay down easy, lay it down seamy, sad man 


You don't want to hear this 

Nothin' but a whore 

I will play the leader 

With pain 

Now you know I'm needy 

Lay them down easy 

Lay them down easy 


Talk to me 

In your own language please 




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The Money Will Roll Right In



I'm goin' to Hollywood, they'll see that I'm so good 

I won't care how I feel, and I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields 

I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in 


I want to be a star, I'm going to have a car 

And you'll have to admit, I'll be rich as shit 

I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in 


I would give you some, if you only would have treated me nice 

You'll wish that you did, you'll feel pretty stupid 

I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in 


It's fun to be a star, it's nice to have a car 

Yeah, you'll have to admit, that I'll be rich as shit 

And I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in 


The money will roll right in 




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Token Eastern Song (also known as Happy Hour)



I can read, I can write 

I can breathe, proven fact 

Bless my greed, greased unfold 

Is it me, or my ego 

Write some words, make them rhyme 

Pieces for, story line 

Set the mood, something new 

Is it me, or my attitude 


If you want, to belong 

And you miss, the extremes 

The extremes, acted out 

Practicing 

Perfecting 

Pressuring 

Unto to me 


I will wade, in the fire 

To explain, your asylum 

Idle times, analyzing 

We'll compare, all our sightings, come on 


I speak, to hear, my voice 




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Verse Chorus Verse (also called "Everything and Nothing")



And if you save yourself 

You will make him happy 

He'll keep you in a jar 

And you'll think you're happy 

He'll give you breathing holes 

And you'll think you're happy 

He'll cover you with dust 

And you'll think you're happy now 


You're in a laundry room 

You're in a laundry room 

The clue that came to you, oh 


And if you guard yourself 

You will think you're happy 

He'll keep you in a jar 

Then you'll make him happy 

He'll give you breathing holes 

Then you'll think you're happy 

He'll cover you with dust 

Then you'll think you're happy now 


You're in a laundry room 

You're in a laundry room 

The clue that came to you, oh 


You're in a laundry room 

You're in a laundry room 

The clue that came to you, oh 


And if you fool yourself 

You will make him happy 

He'll keep you in a jar 

Then you'll think you're happy 

He'll give you breathing holes 

Then you will seem happy 

You'll wallow in the shit 

Then you'll think you're happy now 


You're in a laundry room 

You're in a laundry room 

You're in a laundry room 

The clue that came to you, oh 




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Alcohol (Also called High On Hog)



My baby taught me how to be 

My baby taught me how to fight 

My baby taught me how to die 

Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol! 


My baby taught me how to smoke 

My baby taught me how to breathe 

My baby taught me how to hide 

My baby taught me how to leave 

Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol! 


My baby taught me how to choke 

My baby taught me how to eat 

My baby taught me how to fuck 

My baby taught me how to be 

Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol! 


My old lady taught me (real well?) 

My old lady taught me how to read 

My old lady taught me how to write 

My old lady taught me how to drink... 


Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol 


My old lady taught me how to smoke 

My old lady taught me how to breath 

My old lady taught me how to fight 

My old lady taught me how to drink... 


Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol 


My old lady taught me how to choke (joke?) 

My old lady taught me how to eat 

My old lady taught me how to fight 

My old lady would rather be with... 


Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol 




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Clean Up Before She Comes



Clean up before she comes (x5) 

Living in a dusty town (x3) 

There's something in her eyes 

Must be a smile from my mouth 

There's something in her eyes 

Must be a smile from my mouth 


Twenty months has it all (getting older) 

I must be getting old (ate my vegetables) 

I must be getting old (getting older) 

I must be getting old (ate my vegetables) 

There's something in her eyes 

Must be a smile from my mouth 

There's something in her eyes 

Must be a smile from my mouth 


Clean up the dusty town 

Living in a dusty town (x3) 

Clean up before she comes (x3) 

Living in a dusty town 


I must be getting old (getting older) 

I must be getting old (ate my vegetables) 


Bad mouth spirit ate my vegetables 




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In His Room



He is gonna chase you in and out of a dream 

You're not gonna thank him and I'm tired of this dream 

Take him on occassion in the back of the room 

If they don't show any affection he'll died in June 


See the stab wounds in his hands 

See him dying in his room 

He's dying in his room 

He's dying in his room 

Heading for me, heading this way 

He is coming, I don't care 


I don't want to thank you, well I don't mind 

Gave his only pleasures to a friend of mine 

He's not gonna catch you in a lighted room 

You don't thank him I know I should 


See the stab wounds in his hands 

You killed him, I don't care 

Keep a promise, you would too 

Keep a promise, you would too 

See the silence in his head 

He is coming, I don't care 


We're not gonna make it, well I don't mind 

They don't want to thank him, they don't have any time 

In a conversation whom they don't know 

They don't have any patience, they're becoming slow 


See a famine in his head 

See him coming at their heels 

He loves you, give him a chance 

I don't love him, I don't care 

See him starving, give her hell 

It is over, we don't care In His Room 




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On the Mountain (a.k.a. You Got No Right)



I would never bother you 

I would never promise to 

I would never bother you 

I would never promise to 

If I say that word again 

I would move away from here 

You won't be afraid of fear 

You won't be afraid of fear 

You won't be afraid of fear 

I am walking in the piss 

Always knew it would come to this 

Things have never been so swell 

And I have never felt so well 

You know you're right 

You know you're right 

You know you're right 


Whistle and I'll come inside 

I no longer have to hide 

Let's talk about someone else 

She just wants to love herself 

She moves away from here 

She just wants to love herself 

I won't move from here 

You won't be afraid of fear 

I won't move from here 

You won't be afraid of fear 

I am walking in the piss 

Always knew it would come to this 

Things have never been so swell 

And I have never been so well 

You know you're right 

You know you're right 

You know you're right 

Maybe you're right... 




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Pay To Play



Monkey see, monkey do -- I don't know why I 

Walk around, follow you -- I don't know why I 

Throw it out, keep it in -- I don't know why I 

Have to have poison skin -- I don't know why I 


Pay 

Pay to play 


Give an inch, take a mile -- I don't know why I 

Never faded, never smiled -- I don't know why I 

Never mind, eat and run -- I don't know why I 

Fuck your ass, for the fun -- I don't know why I 


I don't know why I 

Pay 

Pay to play 




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Raunchola



If it's a hard, cold beat 

You can go dance every night 

You won't get it shown 

It won't be missing the spice 

You won't know that it hit ya 

?????????????????????????????? 

Nothing'll make you win 

Even the law won't fight 

Yeah! 


Looking to make your winning 

Even if it makes you look nice 

You (I?) got a sound that's nice 

Watching (making?) the days go by 

You can't go to the day lord's house 

We don't have no doubt 

We go to too many cocktails 

Pimples in way.. 

?????????????????????????????? 




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Sappy



And if you say your prayers 

You will make God happy 

And if you do what's true 

You will make me happy 

I'll keep you in a jar 

And you will seem happy 

I'll give you breathing holes 

You will think you're happy, now 


You're in a laundry room 

You're in a laundry room 

You're in a laundry room 


And if you save yourself 

You will make him happy 

He'll bring you fine rewards 

Then you will feel happy 

I'll keep you in my room 

I'm sure you'll be happy 

And if you save your soul 

You will think you're happy now 


You're in a laundry room 

You're in a laundry room 

You're in a laundry room 

You're in a laundry room 




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Spectre



To hope is admittance 

Feed before beginning 

Double-sided cynics 

Reflected images 

Don't be so selfish 

Leaving the image 

Follow it far 

To find where you are 

You haven't grown 

Go on alone 


Never finished his sentence 

Remained in seclusion 

For the next few days 

Family is circuling 

He having moved up 

All the styles of heresy 

Finally he appeared unexpectedly 

Looking for company 




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Turnaround



Take a step outside yourself 

And turn around 

Take a look at who you are 

It's pretty scary 

So silly 

Revolting 

You're not much 

You can't do anything 


Take a step outside the city 

And turn around 

Take a look at what you are 

It is revolting 

You're really nowhere 

So wasteful 

So foolish 

Poppycock 


Who said don't look back? 

Don't believe 'em 

Go for that crazy sounding restaurant 

'Cause they're gonna try and get behind you 

Don't you let them do it 

You know what I'm talking about? 

You hear me talking? 

You hear me talking? 


It's pretty scary it's so revolting 


Take a step outside the country 

And turn around 

Take a look at what you are 

It is amazing 

Take a good look 

You're no big deal 

You're so petty 

It's lots 


Take a step outside the planet 

Turn around and around 

Take a look at where you are 

It's pretty scary 


